My Marketing Experience..

Hey all..as if nyone actually reads my blog!! lol..
i hear that no matter how gud a product is..it dosnt sell unless backed by an excellent marketing strategy..be it the young minded cool Axe effect ADs..or the dobara mat poochna mint..! i love the creativity involved in these things n i feel i wana be a part of it too..but ones crazy colg ideas mgt sound funny bt pbbly dont have the selling point in em.

Nywz i wanted to share my marketing experience.. of when i usually go to buy some vegetables in the weekly "Mangal Bazaar"..As soon as i enter the road alongside which the market forms - thela by thela - in the evenin.. i find cars jam packed n no parking nywhr near bt luckily someones early enuf to be leaving his space for me..After alot of honking n swearing i gt my luxurious car in it..From there starts a battle for finding the cheapest yet the highest quality veggies..So i venture alongwid my friend cum housekeeper who helps me differentiate between the methiss n the palakss..The first few moments i spend there r jus aimlessly wandering about.. finding prices n nt buying.. jus to let the sellers knw dat - i m a regular here buddy dnt try to fool me..!!But they r more regular than me..so they alwz exaggerate the price according to the person asking for it..n i try overhearing prices so dat i knw wat they actually are b4 jumping in to buy some..

so i go over to the tamatar wala n ask the price of the tomatoes in a way as if it was my family that started growing these shiny red overtly expensive(nowadays) veggies..hearing the price i make the - oh so expensive face- n move on...even though i buy them at the same price from anodr guy later..Then i find the leafy vegetables wala..n quietly pikup a bundle of...ahem...umm..well..this is methi rgt?? i ask my partner secretly n upon his confirmatn proudly ask hw much is this methi for..n buy half a kilo for watevr price..All this time while ur buying stuff.. there are all kinds n varieties of insects who love to play in ur hair or evn in ur shirt..dey are pbbly the only non discriminating species who bother evyrone alike..n u have to reach down ur shirt trying to get rid of dem when the nearby lady gives u the dirrttyy luk n turns away..Later after hassling ppl over reducing the prices of diff vegetables n having brought most of em..i realise its been over half an hour..So i quickly recount the stuff n chk if nythngs left thereaftr i ask my partner to wait in the car wid the big bag full of polybags which by d way i m totally against..so dat i go n get some healthy fruits..

Buying the fruits is the part i like to do..theres less variety n its easy to buy n ppl dnt fool u much with fruits..So i buy some bananas n apples..n to my surprise i even saw pineapples which arent a common sight here..so i try some before buying it..then the pineapple guy takes nodr quarter hour to carefully peel n then cut it into nice tasty luking pieces..finally i frantically search for the car..which i 4gt aftr all the running around bt evn aftr finally entering my car i have to make my way n swim thru the latecomers while listnin to - the road to nowhere..!!

Take me sERiuosly.

heylozzz to all the bloggers...who've been here for ages n i seem so small being a newbie here..but believe me i m nythng but small!! For all those who dont knw me - get a life! and those who knw me - Sshhh...!! ok now my blog sounds weird.. being freakin kiddin...bt believe me i m seriously kidding - so take me seriously. I wonder how many ppl on this blogspot started blogging out of boredom?! Maybe i'll put a poll for dat later..Nywz so i have been to Dubai twice n ppl have strtd with the sick jokes alrdy..like..oh so ur eating bread? is it from dubai too? hey!! atleast make an effort to sound funny!

But srsly speaking - coz dats wat i do..Dubai is a great place to njoy n live too..i jus experienced it..Although its way less fun if u dnt have a driving license coz they dnt even allow the intrnatnal driving license..Yeah they're pretty strict. One day i was having a cuppa at this Second Cup (Cafe) n i see two sheikhs meeting..Guess hw they greet each othr - Nose touch..seriously one guy touches the odr guys nose with his own..i mean whoa..i classified them as a particular set of ppl bt later realised its vry common there..!!Hope i wasnt too nosey in their country n dat dey dnt sue me!

Nyhow..ppl in Dubai are soooo much more patient and calm than in noida or delhi..there ppl respect pedestrians..here - pedestrians? Dont they own a car?!! Why do they need to walk?n its jam packed in every street! its pathetic..rmmbr hw we were taught to cross the roads..first luk left then right then left agn n cross..nw it shud be -crossing the road?impossible evn for a toad!!i have to have to listn to music to calm myslf down in the stupidest traffic..!Oh n metro is jus the icing on the cake for the last two yrs now!!Nywz i wud lyk to stop b4 i start with the traffic non-sense in here..!!its gettng late n i gotta get up early for a change..so gudnyt n hopeffully i'll survive to write agn..!! n yea do put in ur comments...!!! i'm a beggnr ;) tc all..